clitandre3000:

I believe that this song fits my personality perfectly. I am indeed sexy, as I, and everybody else knows it. I work out constantly, which everyone knows, and my style is so up beat that it just adds to my sexiness. I want you to all listen to this, especially you Celimene.

My Response:

Why do you think that you are great and “sexy”. But the only thing that you are sir, is WRONG! If anyone is sexy in this world it is me and there are fiew who actually notice it. For some reason i have no idea who does know it. But they do, truste me, they do

le-alceste:

Lord Voldemort, everybody. A fun person to follow on this thing called Twitter. I feel like he completely understands me… Some may like him, others… not so much.

His words are so meaningful.

My Response:

Oh silly Alceste. You think you can see everything wrong in mankind but the only thing that you cannot see that is wrong is yourself. You just don’t understand the caring and love for everything that a human (like myself) must have.

I could could not compete with this mans style

If I were him Celimene would love me for a long while

I simply adore his thoughts and views

They are things that Celimene would never refuse.

Why would this happen, Justin is polite

He would be a legend if you treated him right.

Alceste you should start life anew

Celimene, that is how Alceste would treat you.

I would devote to you my heart and life,

I talk of Beiber and not my hopeful wife.

Why are people in todays society being accused for being criminals. This man might go to prison because he wants to be handsome like me. This brave man is a leader to all bald people alike.  There are only fiew people in the world with the courage and braveness as us.  We are in a new group called the BPOA.  The Bald Peoples Of America. I feel a sonnet coming on. Read or be brought to court.

This couragous man is brave and bold

He wanted to become young not old

He and I are among the best

But we are “rouges” according to Alceste

I was told by the king to jump on this website to check if everything was okay.  I will write the most amazing sonnets to all of my followers.  Oronte out ya’ll.