Why are people in todays society being accused for being criminals. This man might go to prison because he wants to be handsome like me. This brave man is a leader to all bald people alike.  There are only fiew people in the world with the courage and braveness as us.  We are in a new group called the BPOA.  The Bald Peoples Of America. I feel a sonnet coming on. Read or be brought to court.

This couragous man is brave and bold

He wanted to become young not old

He and I are among the best

But we are “rouges” according to Alceste